Skookum’s had enough of your bullshit
JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU!
1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.” — Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via fawnbabe)
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
I hope this sinks in your hearts.
I’m so fucking tired of this shit
I just want it to stop.
this needs to end
It’s 2014 and we still don’t know who killed Jenny Schecter
im pretty sure it is physically impossible to listen to radioactive by imagine dragons without imagining yourself in a post-apocalyptic city with your hair slowly blowing in the wind as you walk down the deserted street with a gun on your shoulder
Quirky miniature porcelain sculptures made by Ukranian artists website Anya Stasenko and Slava Leontyev
The Purity of a Kiss -
OMG FIRST KISSES ARE MY FAVOURITE! Waaah *tears*(via batdie)